Porn Clown Posse FAQ

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Just Who Are You Fucking Clowns?

The Porn Clown Posse is a group of performers, fun lovers, meeting facilitators and pranksters who all share a common love of combining eroticism with clowning.

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The Porn Clown Posse pokes culture in the eye with a rubber chicken. Beware: Clown crossing.
Innocence will be embraced and perverted, felt-up, rubbed-down, shaved, spanked, tweaked, violated with grease paint and left to drip-dry. Witnesses and victims agree, Porn Clowns at once repel and attract, which creates a dizzy sensation and leaves a "funny" taste in the mouth.

The Porn Clown Posse has fucked balloon phalluses on stage. They've peddled

Klown Krap as diaper-clad Scat Baby Porn Clowns. They bought a Santa as their slave and gangbanged her as performance.

What Exactly Is A Porn Clown?

Porn Klown:
Family: Clown (fossori)
Genus : Naughty Clown (malumus-fossori)
Species : Porn Klown (maligo-are-sexus-fossori)

Fuck You Clown!

OK :o)

Do You Guys Exploit Clowns?

I should say not. Some clowns may have you believe that we are exploiters of innocent clowns. Nothing could be farther from the truth. We believe that klown-kind has a god given right to have sex lives! So long as it's with other consenting adults and animals